
Welcome, visitor!
My name is Buraqina, and this, my friend, is a fanclub for the saviours of rock,

THE DARKNESS!
If you no likie, boggy offie! xP If you are a loyal Darkling or like Justin's catsuits, maybe even just like a song or two then please, join!

We don't bite...unless you insult our band! xD If things get real bad then we'll set Black Shuck on you...but hopefully we won't quite have to go that far

With no further ado then, read on dear visitor, and become a Darkling!
We look forward to having you here!

~Buraqina, club owner

I believe in a thing called...JOINING:

1. First things first, yes, it helps if you're a fan of the Darkness!

2. If you've decided you'd like to show you're a Darkling, then please send a note to me (please only send notes, messages left on the main page may not be noticed, so better be safe than sorry and avoid any dissapointed Darklings!

)

3. In your note, please also write a few scentences about your love for The Darkness. It could be "Frankie rocks my socks", "The Darkness are THE one and only band" or "I believe Justin has an armadillo in that catsuit!"

just let me (and others know when they see the member page

) know why you love 'em so much. Don't worry, what you write doesn't affect your joining, you don't even have to write anything if you like, but hey, come on, it's a bit of fun!

4. Now please read the rules below, and after that follow the final step for joining! Thankyou

I believe in a thing called...RULES:

1. Hey, our band is a nice one so show it by being nice fans and following the rules below!

2. Keep it clean! No horrible language or graphic explanations of what you did with your sister's friend's cousin's aunt's boyfriend last night XD We really don't need to know that

3. No racism, or being nasty about other's religions or beliefs is tolerated at all. AT ALL. That means out the club if you're being a silly ass! xP

4. Don't be nasty to other members/non members for any reason whatsoever! If you're having a problem getting on with someone, then who says you have to talk to them and stuff?

Just keep out each others way and focus on more important things than ripping each other's throats out!

5. If someone does start being nasty to you, then ignore them, don't bother wasting your time retaliating and responding to such losers! If that someone is a member then send ME a note letting me know and they will recieve a warning. (Notice I emphasise the ME. If people start sending each other notes and start arguing and goodness knows what then the situation will just get worse

) If they do it again, then as before, let me know and they will be suspended from the club with a chance to apologize and redeem themselves. If they're still being silly bottoms, tell me and then that's it, they've had their chances and now they're out the club, we don't want nasty people here!

6. For goodness' sake, please don't go round bragging at people about your band or pestering them to join the club, PLEASE!

It just annoys people, and pestering them is NOT going to convince them to join in any way whatsoever!

Respect other people's opinions and bands and just accept their views, even if you don't like their band. If they don't like The Darkness, you can't make them...however good Justin, Dan, Fankie and Ed may be
Now you've read the rules, this is the final step for joining! Finally you say!

Thankyou for reading this far

When you send me a note asking to join, please title your note to us "I believe in a thing called I read the rules!" So I know you read the rules

Thankyou!

I believe in a thing called...QUESTIONS AND QUERIES:
Stuck?

If you have any questions or anything, then please, just ask!

I'm always happy to answer any you may have and give help, I don't bite

No, really! I don't! Come baaaaack...!!

Simple really huh?

I believe in a thing called...DARKNESS ART:
If you have any Darkness related art or stories or anything, then GREAT! :cheer: Please tell me so then we can fave your work for other Darklings to ogle at

Stories, art of the band members, anything like that = wonderful!

I believe in a thing called...HANDY DARKNESS LINKS:
[link] ~ The official band site. You knew that one already though, right? RIGHT?!

I believe in a thing called...AFFILIATES:
These are all our lovely brother and sister clubs

If you'd like to be an affiliate, just send a note, I'd love to be!

It doesn't matter if your club is nowhere related to the Darkness, even if it's about the finer politics of cheese grating in Belgium and the rest of Europe, say...I'd still love to affiliate with you!

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• I do not support domestic violence....I UNDERSTAND IT!
You've got to say something. You can't go down to the moon and go, "Oh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!"
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It took you a while to reply. I'm going to the University this Sunday so I'll not be around. So I'll do a new devID and the rest will come later. I'll give the link when it's ready.
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• I do not support domestic violence....I UNDERSTAND IT!
You've got to say something. You can't go down to the moon and go, "Oh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!"
Yeah, sorry about the long replies...
I lok forward to our new ID...
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